Can we just stop here to talk about how these are, like, the most godawful sofas ever made? You’re big and beefy and all, but this furniture is seriously reducing your appeal. Hire a decorator next time.
Love to see him put on 20lbs, mostly so he’d rip out of that stupid shirt.
Share this if you think I should get bigger.
There is no “big enough.”
The world’s best argument against purchasing a queen-sized mattress.
Big enough to make ya walk funny.
Roided-out thighs rolling around each other, the way God intended.
Only boys with legs this big can get away with wearing those idiotic shoes.
Well, that’s just about the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.
This is about the right size for Mike, yeah?