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Can we just stop here to talk about how these are, like, the most godawful sofas ever made? You’re big and beefy and all, but this furniture is seriously reducing your appeal. Hire a decorator next time.

Can we just stop here to talk about how these are, like, the most godawful sofas ever made? You’re big and beefy and all, but this furniture is seriously reducing your appeal. Hire a decorator next time.

Love to see him put on 20lbs, mostly so he’d rip out of that stupid shirt.

Love to see him put on 20lbs, mostly so he’d rip out of that stupid shirt.

gainerbull:

Share this if you think I should get bigger.

There is no “big enough.”

gainerbull:

Share this if you think I should get bigger.

There is no “big enough.”

The world’s best argument against purchasing a queen-sized mattress.

The world’s best argument against purchasing a queen-sized mattress.

Lug in an elevator.

Lug in an elevator.

Big enough to make ya walk funny.

Big enough to make ya walk funny.

bodybuildersupclose:

Todd Jewell

Roided-out thighs rolling around each other, the way God intended.

bodybuildersupclose:

Todd Jewell

Roided-out thighs rolling around each other, the way God intended.

Only boys with legs this big can get away with wearing those idiotic shoes.

Only boys with legs this big can get away with wearing those idiotic shoes.

Well, that’s just about the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.

Well, that’s just about the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.

This is about the right size for Mike, yeah?

This is about the right size for Mike, yeah?