T3ST SUBJECT
I’ll allow the ugly sandals. This time.

I’ll allow the ugly sandals. This time.

Headshot.

Headshot.

"Hello, 911? I have a fashion emergency."

"Hello, 911? I have a fashion emergency."

Is this supposed to be adorable? Because this is adorable.

Is this supposed to be adorable? Because this is adorable.

w33d:

the world is a cold, terrible place

"bery funny"Unlikely.

w33d:

the world is a cold, terrible place

"bery funny"

Unlikely.

Woof.** I hate myself for typing that.

Woof.*

* I hate myself for typing that.

That thing where you see a photo of yourself when browsing through muscle tumblrs. :)

Oh man. Pizza goes straight to my biceps.

Oh man. Pizza goes straight to my biceps.

Beefalo.

Beefalo.

#pecgoals

#pecgoals